Look at your hero. Now back to me. Now back to your hero. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped being such a goody-two-shoes and used his power for evil, he could be as intimidating as me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in a dark Hyrule castle searching for the villian your hero could be as intimidating as. Look back at me. What is this in my hand? POWWWEEERR. Look again. AHA now it is chocolate for no reason. Anything is possible when you’re as intimidating as me. I’m a giant eyeball.
VaaFi

A Late, but Classic RP Moment

<Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> If it weren’t for the fishing rod, Ganondorf almost certainly would’ve gone after the hero. The hook immediately caught the Gerudo man’s attention, his eyes suddenly growing large and he knelt down to stare. SHINY.

Fishing hooks were the most fascinating things /EVER/. They were such simple tools- simply a sharp bit of steel bent to the titular shape and attached to a string, which was connected intricately to a wooden rod. Yet they held such wonder- how such an ordinary thing could catch the attention of such a diverse and colorful species such as fish and mystify them as they did Lord Ganondorf, until they bit on the hook and were pulled right out of the water, their home- and either released back into the water or died of asphyxiation before being cooked and eaten. (No, Ganondorf didn’t know that bait was usually used in fishing. Hell, if there was some still on Link’s hook Ganondorf probably didn’t notice it.) How was it possible? Was it the elegant shine of the metal that was attractive, or was there some mystical power at hand? Either way, Ganondorf probably looked like the most ridiculous man ever, staring at a fishing hook like, well, a fish.

  • <Royal-Engineer> ganondorf is a superhero IN MY HEART ))
  • <Flare-Dancer> ((awww))
  • <Twilit-Link> awwwwwwww ))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( awww ))
  • <Twilit-Link> windie's gonna have an anyeurism when he finds out tho ))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( Ikr I wanna see when it happens ))
  • <Twilit-Link> his head's gonna explode ))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( "HEY WINDY YOUR GRANDSON IDOLIZES THE ASSHOLE WHO KIDNAPPED YOUR SISTER AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU TO RAISE A KINGDOM FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN" ))
  • <Dethl> ((omg))
  • <FLAMESofDESTRUCTION> that makes shota Demise's grandson]
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( nO ))
  • <Twilit-Link> im so glad im not in shota's place im p sure timie would disown me ))
  • <Dethl> ((does that make Demise Windy's wife))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER MKAY GOOD B----- ))
  • <Twilit-Link> i ))
  • <Swordsman-Mike> ((and back))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( waht ))
  • <Swordsman-Mike> ))went to shower))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( evne ))
  • <Dethl> /me laughing ass off))
  • * Dethllaughing ass off))
  • <Royal-Engineer> shota's life is actually a sitcom in disguise ))
  • <Twilit-Link> i didnt think you were into twelve year olds ))
  • <Dethl> ((After Hylia rejected him he developed some serious psychological issues))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( Either a sitcom or a very wacky soap operA???????????????? ))
  • <Dethl> ((there should be a sitcom))
  • <Dethl> ((My Grandma the Demon King))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( i cnA'T ))
  • <Twilit-Link> does that mean dethl and ganondorf had a nasty divorce ))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( yes ))
  • <Dethl> ((o))
  • <Dethl> ((that explains the coma))
  • <Royal-Engineer> laugh track at the worst moments ))
  • <Twilit-Link> ganondorf the single father raising an adopted kid ))
  • <Bug-Princess-Agitha> whaaa... t . . )
  • <Bug-Princess-Agitha> /sits on her daddy's lap. O-O )
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( yep ))
  • <Dethl> ((and Dethl the bitchy wife that comes over so often to knock Ganny unconscious with a frying pan))
  • <Twilit-Link> because goddesses knows he's too gay to concieve one himself ))
  • <Dethl> ((*every so often))
  • <Shantae-the-wander> OMG found my TP Dark Link cosplay!)
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( you would know wouldn't you ;D ))
  • <Twilit-Link> omg ))
  • <Twilit-Link> we dont talk about that papa will kill me ))
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( math more like haha executes self Hyrule is safe ))
  • <Flare-Dancer> ((Sin on the y axis is one))
  • <Twilit-Link> .... ))
  • <Flare-Dancer> ((because general definition of sin is y/r))
  • <Twilit-Link> we used the ))
  • <Twilit-Link> Mathser Sword ))
  • <LaconicKnight> FUCK }
  • <Evil-Lord-Ganondorf> (( FUCK ))
  • <Twilit-Link> i couldnt resist ))

These puns are going to be the dethl of us

<Dethl> ((he’s…))

<Dethl> ((Silent))

<Islander-Marin> are you sure those cookies }

<Islander-Marin> aren’t for lent }

<Islander-Marin> dont be sorry great puns are way too }

<Islander-Marin> punny }

<Dethl> ((I looked back at punny and thought it said puppy ;.;))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> Talk about going to the dogs]

<Islander-Marin> i can make obligatory mai waifu jokes }

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> and my personall favorite: Oh mai]

<Royal-Babysitter> u r mai sunshine ))

<Royal-Babysitter> mai only sunshine ))

<Royal-Babysitter> U MAKE ME HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> Jeanne of Arc-hambault]

<Dethl> ((I’m wearing Jeannes))

<Royal-Babysitter> your puns today are astralnomically good ))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> one might almost say their getting a little… ragnasty]

<Royal-Babysitter> but before you go ))

<Royal-Babysitter> let me lend u a hand ))

<Royal-Babysitter> and help u up ))

<Royal-Babysitter> i guess my good side keeps flareing up ))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> I guess we could LINK this to your other behaviours?]

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> In fact the number of puns I could make on this only goes SKYWARD as time goes on]

<Royal-Babysitter> you could twi but i don’t think it’s likely ))]

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> In fact. it may turn into my DEMISE]

<Royal-Babysitter> you just gotta bellieve in yourself ))

<Royal-Babysitter> don’t tael yourself you’re going to fail ))

<Royal-Babysitter> because there’s always a chance that you’ll wiin ))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> But if you cheat I’ll Tatl on you]

<Royal-Babysitter> i won’t cheat, I’m not that coled hearted ))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn> Zellie are you… MALLADUS?]

<Royal-Babysitter> i think our puns are just a little too fierce for her taste ))

<Royal-Babysitter> i think we shota stopped ))

<Royal-Babysitter> hello mai favorite moirail ))

<Dethl> ((These puns are going to be the dethl of me))

<Royal-Babysitter>i agree, some of these are positively nightmarish ))

<Dethl>((If I laugh any more I’m gonna turn Violet))

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn>I think we should stop Ghirahamming it up]

<Cold-Nobility-Arawn>or we’re Gohma get whats coming to us]

<Royal-Babysitter>i’m green with envy over that one ))

<Royal-Babysitter>but we simply ganon do this anymore ))

<Royal-Babysitter>what will everyvaati think of us ))

<Royal-Babysitter>we have to get our group back on track before we’re completely derailed ))

<Royal-Babysitter>maybe you should have veranfied with us whether or not we wanted these recorded ))

<Dethl>((Ambiing honest when I say I thought you wouldn’t mind))

<Royal-Babysitter>I’m in good spirits today so i’m not going to get mad over it ))

<Royal-Babysitter>I’d never engage you in a fight over something like this )

<Royal-Babysitter>so I’m saria if i come off that way ))

<Royal-Babysitter>are these puns really making you that fraazlled ))

<Royal-Babysitter>i guess you could say he’s a majora problem for you then ))

<Dethl>((don’t let him get your goht))

<Swordsman-Mike>((poe mai, having to deal with these puns))

<Royal-Babysitter>she really has been dealt a dead hand hasn’t she ))